Gm how I’m steppin into Monday

Thanks for the follow kennethx!! Glad to have you on the team! The third amendment is safe for now…

You know what… fuck Derek Carr.

Let’s settle this once and for all. Who is the worst Derek?? #saints #whodat

She throwin ass in New Orleans I call her Derek Carr

Walked in the bathroom and pissed at the urinal right next to someone else. Farted while peeing. Then I walked out without washing my hands. Assert yourself and stand for something today people. #expand #lank

Mike was right

thanks for the follow Ken “Tiger” O’Donnell!! Third amendment abolitionists stand no chance!

Who’s ready for lunch?!!!

I’m so nervous for this Thursday. On the off chance that I get drafted nobody call or text me that night.

Thomas isn’t doing too hot. Doctor said my time on this earth is limited. If you have ever in your life wanted to have sex with me now is the time to speak up! #lank

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Dan “Dirty Dan” Vanks is back on the X scene. After serving a light sentence in X jail he has finally beat the case and will return to his infamous #roadto100

Dan “Dirty Dan” Vanks Mike Put down the crack pipe Dan…

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Dan “Dirty Dan” Vanks has reached his goal of 100 followers! Congratulations Dan! Good luck on the #roadto200

Heard per my sources that projected 1st rounder Kaleb Johnson is bisexual ‼️‼️ This is big news because this will drop him down to late 4th round because that is FUCKING DISGUSTING! #NFLDraft #nfl #kalebjohnson

New Orleans Saints draft Jaxson dart and I’m ending it all it’s in your hands

I swear to fuck New Orleans if you take Tyler Shough in the second round I will terminate myself. My life rests in your hands New Orleans Saints

Luther Burden’s dad has some really fucked up teeth

It’s a good fucking day to have a great fucking summer #roadto200