‘So the cross came on in and I just nodded it in, like. Proper brave I was’

adam driver looks like someone tried to draw keanu reeves from memory.

Instead of a birthday clown, hire me to expose how bad children are at Judo. I will also do balloon animals!

Been in touch with Speaker at #Commons Next week i will, with other MPs, apply for a Debate under Standing Order 24 to push for Commons vote to #RevokeArticle50. Revocation ends #Brexit in an afternoon & requires only one letter to EU . Tweet/email your MP to support this.

Tensions were already running high inside the Murdoch family. The Disney deal made everything a lot worse. “If you take another call on this deal, you will not have a son!” Lachlan told his father during the negotiations. nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Please retweet if you believe we now need a real Opposition, which means Jeremy Corbyn needs to resign and immediately.

We are Aston Villa... And we are back! #AVFC

Ever heard the one about the time Aston Villa signed two Zambian superstars in 1969? No, me neither until last night. This is genuinely fascinating (to me anyway) 🤓⚽️[THREAD] #avfc #utv Aston Villa

SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing— DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

@Thomass70696077 Tim Cartwright 🐟🐟🐟 as a villa fan it's been refreshing playing in championship. More of a connection between fans and club

@Thomass70696077 Tim Cartwright 🐟🐟🐟 however villa are still reliably shit

@Thomass70696077 Gary Logan agreed although murray is as tough and game as they come

@Thomass70696077 agreed great performance. I do worry about his willingness to eat shots though. Will cost him against decent puncher

@Thomass70696077 imagine if it was thurman or brook landing 20 unanswered punches. Sam would be waking up in hospital

@Thomass70696077 just because your in there with a guy that can't hurt you doesn't mean you should let them try

Donald Trump reviews his first 100 days in office. Watch an all-new episode of #TheSimpsons this Sunday at 8/7c on FOX.

2️⃣5️⃣ days to go… Join us & TAG Heuer in counting down to the new season. First, this 1992/93 stunner from Aston Villa's Dalian Atkinson👌

This is amazing 😂