oh cool they made a quorn bacon emoji!! 🇱🇻🇱🇻🇱🇻

somebody please spare a thought for the marketing geniuses of brew dog, not even granted enough time to work galaxy brained ideas into a mock-up graphic before the next piece of breaking news makes it obsolete

Can’t believe they called it “when we were young” and not The Las Vegas Fringe Festival

Well I’ve got 102 backers

the tweet that keeps on giving

thought she was a big kebab

me and the boys posting in our brand tone of voice atm

when my girlfriend comes home from ikea:

interviewer: “and it says here you have over 20 years experience practicing AI?” me [flicking fingers around]: “yes i actually know most of ali g’s catchphrases”

seeing all the fellas getting pressed over stefflon don highlights being shown on iplayer before arctic monkeys is a top 10 Glastonbury moment for me.

alex turner when the crowd suddenly come to life and sing along to the intro of one of their inbetweeners songs:

Brandon Flowers looks like he’s just sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook

big “going back to your hometown after your first semester in uni” vibe.

600 puffs in an elf bar, 600 tweets per day for non-verified users. pay attention people!!

did somebody say “swingometer”? yeah baby

Feel like she's getting her Magas mixed up

call me Ke$ha the way I’m carrying this bit of timber