Idk why so many Americans are mad at this burger? Is it the pineapple? I get that's weird (I'm into it) but like, everything else about this burger is perfect. American burgers are too thick, wide is the way.

I’m sorry but I cannot do another 4 years of trying to humanize this monster. She’s married to him. If she didn’t want to be with him, she could leave, she doesn’t because she’s also a monster. Like. ENOUGH.

If you're throwing nazi salutes on stage at the presidential inauguration you should be blanked to blank with hammers.

Remember kids, it’s always morally correct to punch ***** :)

evan loves worf Jammles Yeah he's done the "my heart goes out to you" gesture in the past, and it looked entirely different.

I endeavor to stay alive, if for no other reason than to piss on their graves 🫶🏽🫰🏽✌🏽

Elon Musk is a terrible president.

This is the actual Liberal Joe Rogan that would help them appeal to people beyond their elite do-gooder professional class base but liberals run away from this stuff because he's too real and they prefer Stephen Colbert energy

Male anti vaxxers do know what mumps can do to their testicles right? Right?

"MaYbe shE's goiNg to be in TroUble nOw" Maybe he can learn to read. The Constitution would be a good place to start

Elon has found zero fraud. He's found aid programs he doesn't agree with. He can go fuck himself.

it’s funny reading responses to this like “hell yeah finally we can ban dangerous chemicals in food and ensure all the food is up to the highest standard” and it’s like you sad, dumb fucks, they’re getting rid of all the regulators and regulations. That’s their whole thing, buddy

Wait, I've seen this episode of Veggie Tales.

Saying “without religion I wouldn’t know what was right and wrong” is such a sociopathic self report.

It bears repeating.

I've blocked prob hundreds of thousands of people on here. Some have said they wish I'd unblock so they could tweet another slur at me. If you send this cat rescue organization $100 (link is at the end of this person's thread), I will unblock.

"actively disrupting a fascist regime requires that you play outside the rules."

I hope it was painful and that he was terrified.