They talk. we listen. And somewhere between the words, you see the truth. HUOMON Drop #1. incoming. #huomon #Web3 #artificialintellegence

Not AI. Humans. the same geniuses who gave us payday loans, Juicero, and Zuck’s legs. which explains literally everything about 2025. #AI #Humans

MEET A HUOMIE. breathe in. breathe out. drop soon. ⌛ 👉 join the waitlist: huomon.com

MEET HUOMIE #2 everyone’s running for “first.” he’s just watching the sunrise. he’s not optimized. he’s just, alive.

have we all just been trading air? canva courses, bluff confidence, funnels on repeat. gurus selling ambition back to the same dreamers who built it for them. less building, more bluff. less scars, more scripts. the algorithm crowned the guru. the doers, background noise.

Craig was vibecoding in 1995. we just didn’t have a word for it.

we make ai plushies. yes, that’s a thing. yes, they talk back. no, zuck can’t buy one. repost = 20% discount waitlist. Don't say we didn't warn you.

wondering how the future looks. will we still call it “friends” if we never meet? will we still call it “love” if an algorithm mediates it? will we still call it “life” if most of it happens on a feed? where’s the necessary friction? maybe we need that. -HUOMON

“if you don’t like it, leave.” leaves “how dare you.” corporate poetry.

FOMO isn’t proof you’re missing life. It’s proof the algorithm owns it.

3 things you can hate openly: – pineapple on pizza – monday mornings – mark zuckerberg what else? 👀 — HUOMON

Meta’s hall of shame 2019 → $5b fine – privacy scandal (ftc) 2020 → $650m – facial recognition, illinois 2022 → €405m – mishandling teens’ data 2023 → €1.2b – record eu gdpr fine 2023 → $725m – cambridge fallout settlement 2024 → $8b – shareholder payout Still Scaling.

if you’re scared of water, you’ll never leave the island.

if your truth is a 99% statistic, it’s probably a lie. yeah guru, busted.

missing out entirely. unapologetically.

one ux brainstorm + one ceo nod: ✅ whatsapp “seen” → global anxiety ⏩ voice notes x2 → patience dead ∞ scroll → goodbye free will welcome to design-driven society. -HUOMON

We lost the luxury of being unseen. now every move is staged, even when no one’s watching.

Remember? this changed everything.

Life’s a stage. Swap your face. Hack yourself. Lose your self.

Not again. just think