You ever realize a band you’ve been listening to for 20 year is ACTUALLY a talented band? NOFX

Playing a new game. Anytime you read ‘Covid-19’ in a headline, replace it with the last thing you ate.

Like looking both ways before crossing the street and getting hit by a submarine.

Stunning Ajla Tomljanovic & @matteoberrettini for the Met Gala. Thank you Stiiizy vendor 💭💯 @dysonhairpro #dysonhair #dysonhairpro Makeup by Michelle Coursey Clothing Dolce&Gabbana @ Met Gala instagram.com/p/CT2RGjdFVcq/…

Owls are dumb

‘Sir you can’t bring a cocktail on the airplane’ ‘but this isn’t a cocktail’ ‘sir there is salt around the rim, I assume that is a margarita, please step aside’ overhead at ORD

Oh my god, Instagram is down, what am I supposed to do for the next 30 seconds?!?

Please shut up

Anyone know where I can find fineandraw chocolate in Manhattan.

Uber driver just turned up some Shitty top 40 and I said ‘you can actually keep that off, I hate music’

Meow

Have you ever flown across the country with a coffee machine?

Passport series by @jullienandhailey Jennifer Atilémile @jenniferatilemile Hair: Clay Nielsen

Fresh off the latest she call me boss runway. See now, buy now Art Director: @lebaz75 Photographer: Alex Black Model: victoria 💾🦄🛰🚀🥓📻🌈.massey Stylist: @joeltraptow Hair Stylist: Clay Nielsen Make Up Artist: @christinecherbonnier Manicurist: @erihandanail Production: @_studiolou_ Location: P.

New Susan.denim ​​​​​​​​​ Model @tesssummercarter Photo @matteomontanariphotography Style @gabriellemarceca Makeup @ingmakeup Hair Clay Nielsen

Saw these floating around the internet the other day. Love the choppy fringe. Model @magsrosemizner Stylist @laura_zapata Makeup @samanthatrinhmakeup Hair Clay Nielsen Photo Joshua Z Weinstein.pestka @judycaseyinc

If inspiration l comes through it takes precedence over all other obligations

France

‘You’re built like someone who is going to have knee problems’

If any of you are married to ICE agents and wanna cheat on them lmk