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virginia woolf's 1931 new years resolutions: “to have none. not to be tied. to be free & kindly with myself. sometimes to read, sometimes not to read. to go out, yes—but stay at home in spite of being asked. as for clothes, i think to buy good ones”

‘thank you trump’ trending oh my god YOU’RE ALL SO STUPID

I swear to fucking God if Emilia Perez wins an Oscar for anything other than “Best Piece of Shit” or “Best Unwatchable Turd” or “Best Shit Ass Whispered Non-Musical Musical” it will be the worst experience of my life, second only to watching the entire film. Is the Academy just a

Just saw someone saying using the em-dash is a sign of something being written by AI, because real people rarely use it. This is terrible news for everyone like me who has an unhealthy emotional attachment to the em-dash.

carrying a banner onstage that just says CHALLENGERS in the middle of the Oscars like an environmental protestor at a play in New York

you will always be my Best Actress Demi Moore The Substance

You’re right, I should “save money.” For my “future.” You sound insane right now

"are you okay?" "whats wrong?" "who i gotta fight?"

going on dates is hard because do i like them or do i just have sooo much fun being me

maybe i’m not the plantain you should be frying right now

free market capitalists when Dominicans are the 1%

i’m really easy to rage bait bc wtf are you talking about and why are you saying it to me

idk who traumatized you but you don’t need to pay me back for your $7 drink

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don't fancy nonsense is important.

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

I do not “check bus times”. I do not expect delays, i do not follow timetables, i do not look for roadwork, I WALK TO MY STOP. And if there is no bus, I KlLL MYSELF.

Hey, so the Caribbean is a real place where real people live all year round, not just for your Holidays. Stop being weird.

no rizz, just pretty eyes and many unsettling things to say