“In nonsense is strength”

All the emo boys are the middle aged dads of America now if you’re wondering why everything is so toxic.

E.coli in the baby carrots AND McDonald’s about to take out a lot of mini mansion America.

Your legacy isn’t determined by what you think of yourself but by what you leave behind if you’re wondering why we’re all trash.

I’ve been wrong so many times in my life but let me tell you the one thing I know for sure is that it’s gonna keep happening.

Drake acting like Trump seems right.

I think what really radicalized America were those Geico commercials where the cave man is emotionally abusive to his wife.

How do you tell your friend that their new girlfriend looks like all the ladies on Dateline that kill their boyfriend?

I’m glad today is over I’m tired of everyone pointing out my small business.

Every American revolution has either started or ended with a shot heard around the world.

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Threw my shoulder out making my bed this morning if you’re wondering if I’m aging like I just looked directly into the ark of the covenant.

Jay Z’s 100th problem sure is a doozy.

The Wicked play based on the movie based on the play is gonna be lit.

Happy takes me 30 mins of sitting in my car staring directly into the infinite sadness whilst finishing a podcast because it’s below freezing outside Season to us all!!

I’m not even an Washington Commanders fan but 5 TDaniels is amazing.

2025 doesn’t start until Monday.

Easter this year is on Hitler birthday if you’re wondering how screwed we are.

Vivek just realized he was DEI

I’m being shadow banned by a secret cabal of people who want to hold me down they’re called everyone and only like 7 of them read my posts.