Confession time: anytime someone wants to adopt a baby - and only a baby - I get immediate human trafficking/satanic cult/genocide vibes.

Can’t believe he’s got me using emojis and he hasn’t even touched a titty

I think I’m sick, y’all. My tummy keeps fluttering when I get texts.

Madly going between “fuck you 😡” and “fuck me 🥴” and life can fuck off

Dude says no to cuddle parties, but yes to giving me prime log in wtf

I kinda hate it when people say holding too emotions at one time is “complicated”

When HR says “your name has come up a few times” but it’s about employees talking shit on their direct supervisor, but you were the person advocating for them to talk to HR 👀👀👀

Am I PMS-ing or Did I Forget my Meds: the life story

Well

Did I fuck up today or is it just 1am?