BREAKING: Olympic Breakdancer Raygun Pulls Up To The Bronx, Challenges Entire Borough To Rap Battle! By now you know the story: Raygun, a 36 year old Aussie woman, enters the first ever Olympics breaking competition, induces aneurysms with the objective awfulness of her

QUESTION OF THE DAY: The lives of 100 random people have been documented throughout 2024 and then turned into scripted TV Shows [Dramas & Comedies]. Only the 10 most watched of these shows will be renewed for a Season 2. The story of YOUR life in 2024 is one of these 100

BREAKING: Carmy ‘The Bear’ Berzatto Cooks Up Master Plot, Steals The Democratic Nomination In Chicago! They said this year’s Democratic Convention in Chicago was just a formality. That delegates had already chosen Harris in a virtual vote earlier this month. But tonight, when

QUESTION OF THE DAY: You die. When you arrive in the Afterlife, you're told that you'll be returned to the mortal realm to do the Life on Earth thing over again. 2 caveats: 1) You'll return to Earth as an 18 year old. 2) Before you go back, you have the option to choose your

QUESTION OF THE DAY: If you were forced to choose... which one would you say is closer to the truth?

BREAKING: Human Race Almost Wiped Out Because The Hulk Prioritized His Mental Health Humanity almost got wiped out today thanks to The Hulk who, up until about 30 minutes ago, was convinced his mental health journey was more important than a war against genocidal aliens. It’s

BREAKING: Meta Launches Program to Curb Epidemic of Ugly Babies on Facebook and Instagram Mary Martino’s mornings always start the same way: Wake up, throw on a pot of coffee, plop down at the kitchen table and hop on Instagram. But this morning, before she even had a chance to

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BREAKING: Employees Hold Intervention for Co-Worker Killing the Vibe With Her Genuinely Kind and Warm Personality It doesn’t matter if you rescued a puppy from a burning building. It doesn’t matter if your boyfriend finally proposed. It doesn’t matter if your mother called you at

No one was exactly shocked when Batman and Joker announced their retirement last week. I mean, let's face it, their final street fight was a far cry from the classic throwdowns they used to have in their prime. Not only did both hero and villain call for a 2-minute timeout

BREAKING: Batman & Joker Are Opening Competing Burger Joints! Here’s Everything We Know thisamericanpie.org/batman-joker-b…

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The Pie's in-house guru, The Pragmatist, offers his sage advice on the following question: Dear Pragmatist, I just posted my opinion on social media but, before I could even bask in the praise of my echo chamber, some rando replied with a series of cold, hard facts backed by

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The Pie This gave me bad flashbacks to my first job as a cashier for Save A Lot. One time someone came in at closing, filled two shopping carts to the brim way past closing, abandoned them and left. On the flip side, some of those crazy ass customers have become very fond memories for me

BREAKING: SUPERMAN VOTED OUT OF METROPOLIS! CITIZENS HAPPILY DESCEND INTO ALL-OUT DEBAUCHERY! If you’re a citizen of Metropolis, you already know how the morning routine’s supposed to go: You wake up at 6AM. You take an environmentally conscious sub four-minute shower. You take a

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