Had a plumber doing work at home recently. Was a very decent footballer. Full of stories. Knew about his local NL journey but not his days at Pompey and OUFC. Top man but shame to hear/see of him scoring last min winners live on TV for “those lot” up the road mind. 😉

Do you think this would send a Man’s PCNs straight to you? As soon as He got them?

I have direct debit reimbursement opportunities available wallets. I want to see your account whittle away while mine grows bigger and better

I wanna log into someone’s online banking and take the money out of their account myself.

What is a Man’s reward for a bit of honest grafting late at night? TWO PCNs! One before midnight And another after midnight Just for parking his van so he can work And on a Friday night too! #MakingLifeEasierForMen #ThatsWhatSubsAreFor

Thanks iPhone! Best boots I’ve funded Probably

Most people at the airport are excited by their holidays…I’m excited by the hot trackie lads going to Dubai on my flight and hoping to god they’re sat next to me!!

This Round’s On Me! This imprint’s on me!

Bit like me

Evening

Who’s bowing down tonight then 👀😈 What dirty little slut is getting daddy drunk. ? Table 14 ivy wall Spalding

Only taken 17 Years 🥳

Silly girl

Daddy’s awake 😈⏰ Time for the gAyTMs to start working💸💅 Don’t keep me waiting, boys. #cashmaster #findom #alpha #paypig #findomdrains #cashslave #humanATM #footmaster #cashcow #walletdrain #cashfag #cashpig #PayToObey #ATMtoy

This will sound so cringy and pathetic but this has quickly become a big fetish for me. Very triggering to see socks with slides in public 🥵 IMMEDIATELY feel like dropping to my knees

!!NEW SERVICE!! Just bought this used ref’s kit Gonna make myself available on Saturdays So ballers can work out their post-match frustrations 🤜 The collar’s already ripped… 🥴