PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Turn a FUCKING porch light on if you order delivery food!!!! #Doordash #Ubereats #Grubhub

#EatTheRich ‘s food. 🤑

Just call me #Gamestop CEO.

WTF is going on here. Gucci or not... Im concerned for todays youth. This isnt work appropriate. #Doordash #homeless ? #youleftyourhouseLikeThis

Insane. Details?

Just watched Hootie manager throw away 20-25 togo orders after I told her that I didnt think an order that sat for 4 hrs was going to be good or picked up.... Hootie DM me if you need someone to run this bleeding restaurant here in Mooresville, NC. No way its making money.

Why am I seeing an influx of “soccer moms” now Dashing.... like... am I missing something? Bitch you are driving an SUV with 2 kids in the back, using the newest iPhone with an apple watch delivering an $8-12 order... how are you making any money ? But you sure are fucking me. 👍

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I can’t do DoorDash anymore... your pay per order is oddly always $1 per mile or less and no one should work for a company that doesnt value what they do like that. But hey keep running NASCAR sponsorships, NBA partnership, superbowl ads and $900 recruiting promos...

Amazon, Instacart and Shipt have been stealing tips for years. Amazon was even fined $61 million from FTC. If you’re a gig worker and your tips seem off, continuously call Support until they agree to help. They’ll most likely admit the customer *did* leave a tip.

Is “the ice cream machine is broken” like code for something? Because every McDonalds says it on the regular.... #WTF #REALtalk #McDonalds #commonsayings

I have officially stopped delivering for DoorDash for 2 weeks now and solely only been delivering for Grubhub . Im extremely happy. Money is better, less stress racing doordash’s unrealistic timers, and better customer interactions.

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I understand when customers dont want to wait hours but come on Karen, you arent the only person ordering food and expecting the world to revolve around you and your.... $4.98 tips. Its always fun to joke with the restaurant staff about delusional customers.

A group of DoorDash workers is trying to game the app into paying drivers a $7 minimum rate for deliveries trib.al/DXRFVqy

This has been the standard for myself since day one. Fuck a cheap customer and a shitty platform that allows it.