Look, if I was airport security and I saw Eric Andre I’d definitely go “I’ve seen his show, shit, search him.”

We didn’t stop

To clarify my recent statements on Decoding The Gurus, I’m NOT saying Bryan Johnson is a vampire. I’m just saying that if you found a child drained of blood in your village, suspicion, rightly or wrongly, would naturally fall on him

SAMWISE THE BRAVE DID NOT GO WITH FRODO INTO THE VERY FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM TO BE REFERRED TO AS "BOB FROM STRANGER THINGS"

Why did humans stop building wonders?

When Disney gives a show to two incredibly popular characters, Obi Wan and Boba Fett, and both shows perform poorly/suck, I don't think you can blame it all on toxic audiences.

Lol

Light-hearted, mild joke about the doctrine of perpetual virginity?

Get into the habit of choosing your words carefully. If you don't have the discipline to do that... Then at least have the awareness to know when you've chosen poorly, the humility to admit it, and the empathy to try again.

I think the more likely scenario is that they will respond in exactly the same way. "They hurt us, time to make THEM feel pain"

Lately?

What

Awkward Moment As Undercover James O’Keefe Starts Hitting On Undercover Matt Walsh buff.ly/3YTyycl

Bro I hit this stage at 24. And I didn't even start drinking and going to bars till 22.

This should not affect your vote at all.

that’s all it took

It’s funny to think that Plato and Aristotle and all the great thinkers wrote before we had the only true objective metric of one argument’s superiority over another, namely the number of likes it gets

I've never been on Twitter during a presidential election and I'm pretty disappointed