A pirate themed rave night called Our Flag Means Doof

Using italian aged meat to put you off eating is an appetite sopressa

And in a final irony, Keanu Reeves lives.

Caught Rebel Moon tonight, and have to say, the most audacious thing about the whole enterprise is Zack Snyder taking a "story by" credit

I'm only halfway through all the Best Picture nominees, but it's weird that the message of two of them is "Geniuses need to fuck"

I was wrong, there are three. Three nominated movies that have women putting up with infidelity from a genius.

Four solo Beatles movies and not one about the Judee Sill. This is what's wrong with the world right here.

I just looked at a 3D model of a small square table and said, out loud, "BIDDANG!". So, I don't know, maybe I shouldn't be allowed to drive, or vote.

How I remember 90's NBA statistics Oh Greg Dreiling, Oh Greg Dreiling Of the Pacers frontline You were starting over Rik Smits Shooting 60 at the line...

There's a special place in hell waiting for whoever decided on switching Mernda lines trains to Glen Waverly at Flinders st.

I messed up doing my educational scale model on food handling techniques in the workplace and now I have explosive diorama.

"As long as his name is spoken, a man may never die" - Anon.

Massage gun, deep tissue bazooka, tactical nuru

Man, I don't know how we explain the concept of women's sexual agency to JD Vance without couching it in some sort of metaphor

Please note, as of this day, , despite their email's claims, no one on LinkedIn has ever posted "Something I may be interested in"

Accidentally added a teaspoon of cinnamon to my breakfast omlette and now my early morning routine has taken on the air of a wedding where one of the couple is terminally ill.

The world came this fucking close to losing Sally Field. And has lost many others to the scourge of right wing desires to control and keep women down. Let’s not return to those days.

Sure, they haves tests and drugs to help my blood sugar, but have not addressed my sex magic