#OOF

The fuck out.

Since we have a lot of brain-dead people on this app, read this and let it sink in. I have a lawyer on retainer so it's no sweat for me to pull up your personal info and file a lawsuit against you. You can hate me all you want, but it is illegal to post false statements about me.

can I buffalo on your wild wing?

i tried letting go of my emo phase but i cant escape the fate 😭

If your first email ended in @ yahoo, @ hotmail, or @ msn… you have seniority on the internet.

Quit trying to take me to the club. I want to go to Chili’s.

Fried Chicken Sandwich Day AND not open on Sunday? Couldn’t be us.

2012: Chris Drew was a dick to Bryan Stars 2025: Chris Drew had a point

ur telling me this crowd surfing debate is over……….waterparks??????????

Thinking ab how y’all STILL eat fast food when you can literally get a burger with fries, UNLIMITED chips and salsa, and UNLIMITED drinks for $10.99 at Chili’s…

McRib