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The solution to addressing shortages of teachers to work in increasingly under-resourced and more complex classrooms is not to require less training for teachers. It’s to fund & resource classrooms properly and value & respect teachers. #ableg #abed

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Lord, grant me the confidence of absolutely below mediocre men on the internet.

I want to share my thoughts on recent developments concerning the Calgary Stampede. My statement: georgechahalmp.ca/news/2023-07-2…

Spotify should send you halftime report. Tell me in July what my Wrapped is looking like and how much work I have left to do to turn this thing around

the slide was then beaten and charged with a felony (you can watch this video on repeat)

Literally halfway through the previews, the power went out at the movies and we have to leave. So much for Barbie tonight. 😭

I know some of you are a little uncomfortable at me laughing at the cop who went down the slide funny. I do want to reassure you: yes, he did get hurt (don’t worry)

Remember comrade besties, don’t let the cats out or the cops in

You know who’s seeing your HILARIOUS takes about Justin and Sophie separating? Your friends who have gone through a separation and divorce. And we kinda think you’re being a dick.

Hey Calgery, can we help Mr.Fab identify who this is?

DON’T GO SIGHT SEE A FOREST FIRE. My god, the state of humanity. While there are some benefits to the immediacy of TikTok live the Kelowna bros complaining there was too much traffic when they cause traffic trying to go film a fire from an evacuation zone makes me want to scream.

Nothing like a disaster to get you drinking. I’ve consumed more alcohol in the last 72 hours than I have in the last 6 months. 🫢

Rerouted to Vancouver tonight because Kelowna is fucked and I can hitch a ride with my coworker who comes back from the island tomorrow. 🙌🏻

Soooo, do I or do I not have a Circle?