I'm boreddd I feel like putting myself in an irreversible situation tonight

“Me and her” and it’s a video of an alien killing people in a shopping mall

all my apes gone

i get such a rush when the bus driver hits the curb

today my coworker looked at my shirt and said "what is The Cube??"

need to do something gay really soon

i have to be weird in the safeway

On August 17, 1990, David Lynch's "WILD AT HEART" was premiered in US theaters.

i just took the thirst trap of all time too bad i'm uncomfortable being hot online

you fell for obvious laughbait bro. i love you

one or two of you can ask me for this the rest of you SUCK IT!!

I Would Love To Go Back To The Old House!! But I Never Will!! I Never Will!! 😊

OKAY!!🩷 YAY🩷

happy master and servant day everybody

(looking at my phone) this fuckibg sucks (not looking at my phone) but what if someone text me

im the first male e girl

i’m gonna start barking at my phone

experiencing hangxiety so bad i should probably die

ragebaiting you by being true to myself and listening to my heart

where is my beautiful house ... where is my beautiful wife