I'm 40 now with long grey hair. time for an earring?

that loop they teach you for tying shoes as a kid is kinda intricate for that age right?

bartenders stay getting covid

if you come see me downtown at FW Thunderbird for happy hour I can guarantee you a speaking role (full SAG) plus at least 2 steamy scenes with Billy Bob Thornton in the hit series Landman

the aura farmer's rowers need more credit

the absolute funniest thing about all of this is that Chris Martin has 100% had to talk to his PR person about how to respond/not respond

I know times are tough rn but we got a new Clipse album and Freddie Gibbs is about to grace us so please be thankful

I love all of you but make sure you're familiar with Grown Ups 2 before you dive in

angry whites sound off in the replies

Hey Sam Anderson, I'm back on the console in Nashville. I feel some Quaker City Night Hawks bumpers in my future! Liberty Bell 7 anyone? youtu.be/FpCrMF7Jf5k?si…

I'm sure it's for completely non nefarious reasons

one of my biggest flaws is I think I could probably get good at bowling

I dunno 2 men arguing over the validity of a female musician seems pretty on the nose for 2025

Cowboys doc is ass

TONITE at THE CICADA