Thought I’d bake some cakes to celebrate the New Year✨ Want some?

First humpday of 2025? Sure, why not 🤷🏾‍♂️😁

I got new socks, do you like’em?

It’s Friday so I thought I’d bring a present for your fat dick and cock.

Let me be your Monday Morning Quarterback-that ass up.

Happy hump day! Who’s giving me my first load of the year?

Since I rarely post dick I thought you might like one 🍆

It’s Hump Day so I made you a cake to pound … or pound cake, whatever they call it. 🥴

HAPPY FAT COCK FRIDAY!!! I’m hole to help you celebrate 🎉

🎤 Just another Monochromatic Monday 🎵

They always gotta stop and look at all this ass…

It’s Fat Cock Friday, you really should just put it in 🥴

You ever just look at your ass and think damn that thing looks heavy!!! Now imagine it all on your face… you’re welcome

2025 is the year of FMFAFO (Fuck My Fat Ass and Find Out)

I need to get fucked

You ever just wanna suck your friend’s dick? Not for any other reason than you know they need it!

Oomfie had a birthday the other day so I gave him a present 🎁

It’s Friday and maybe my cock is feeling kinda fat Seemed like a good day to post it…

Douched ✅ Showered ✅ He cancelled ✅ Soooooo…. I’m free now, who wont it?