secured the elusive “2 seats together” in the tottenham ticket war 🤺

SOLANKEEEEEEE

hopefully this record fee, long-contract signing will be a bit better than our last one 😅 still healing from the ndombele trauma

Molly mae breaking up with Tommy fury is like when klopp left Liverpool but for girls

one more week until am pissed up falling down orange hill at leeds fest ⛺️🍺🧡

absolutely buzzing for this season. SPURS ARE SO BACK 🤩

it’s not often i feel gutted about a spurs transfer but Skipp has really got me ☹️

what a spursy start to the season 🙃

Newcastle away and NLD in the next month 🥲

another amazing weekend at Leeds Fest with my homies 🤟🏼🍻

Oasis tickets secured n Arsenal having a wobble what a biblical time to be alive x

cant believe we’re already onto a pointless international break after this weekend. booooooooring

how’s everyone feeling for the NLD this weekend

fresh new shirt for derby day 🤙🏻 COYSSSSSSS

surprised it’s taken 84 minutes for a tease of the Saka Limp to make an appearance

Someone please tell me how chopping and changing managers every season is supposedly the answer… Some of you lot could really do well in amateur dramatics 😂

showing up to work the day after a derby loss is so humbling i am in a foul mood already

i really did draw the short straw with the “support local or your dads team” football rule. barnsley or spurs 🥴

can just imagine harry kane (after scoring 4 goals in the champions league) sat with his feet up tomorrow watching Tottenham towing like fuck against Coventry.