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Cuti Romero is the captain of my football club

Big 2025 seeing this screenshot popping around

#RapeTel

Dread it, run from it…..

Need a slightly chubby girl like this so I can hold her love handles during backshots #dreamingisfree

Parents after a vasectomy:

Oh. My. God.

This might be the worst reply of all time

fuck

You think for a billion dollar institution we’d be able to hire a fitter media woman? How depressing is it waking up at 6am rocking up to Hotspur Way for a bleep test and this Declan Rice level bird stops you at the door to play rock paper scissors🤮🤮😡 No wonder we’re SHIT

The nerve of these aggregators lmao shut the fuck up. Atleast don’t chat shit if you talk. Squad has significantly improved even if we didn’t sign anyone just selling son and getting Solomon back is massive for us moving forward. Levy didn’t tell Madders to do his ACL😂😂

These is the excuses I would give my Clash Of Clans Co-Leaders for not being able to make both attacks in the war this guys so hilarious

Eze Savinho AND Kudus? do not GAS ME Brennan Johnson and Mythys Tel I’m afraid it’s time to learn how to pick cotton

The Spurs Express Paul O Keefe Now we wait Tottenham fans

We go again next year

Fuckers just signed Kevin Durant

HT: PSG (0.19) 0-1 (1.64) Tottenham

Vuskovic if he was subbed on in the 2nd half