babe what if we cooked dinner on the red dead redemptioven

My dream girl is: - a generation older - mysterious and hard to understand - willing to have a life changing makeover - available on PC with unlocked framerate including The Old Hunters DLC

my ex boyfriend is a contestant on this season of the bachelorette and i hope he gets eliminated on the first episode. i don't hate him or anything, he just uses an android

yesterday some chump told me i am very beautiful "for my age". i'm 28 years old

the bachelorette trailer featuring my ex boyfriend dropped and i am so glad the public commentary has already begun

i had a vision

gollum from memory

oh no what ever will i do with the 8 leftover vodka sours i tested for work today, at 5:30pm

this was one of my favorite games from last year and is truly delightful in every way!!

Changed my body from the way God made it, It reflects my altered mind

Being a girl is so jam packed with activities. Ur so busy all the time. Play farming game, move from couch to bed, drink water, move from bed to couch etc. Nobody talks about it though

You know who wouldn’t get in a tin can to die at the bottom of the ocean? A woman

my angel lil jon lovitz(?) got me out of shawshank 🙌🏻

i just lost my dad/my best friend in the entire world. what are some uplifting shows and movies you guys would recommend?

alright y'all who still needs out i've got invite codes piling up