maybe a hairy top from [country] would save me rn

I can feel her turning more republican by the second. inshallah she will drop r&b and become a bluegrass singer in 6 months

now how do you know the seals t like that .

HOLY shit go listen to this new artist i found with less than 1k listens

are you mad at me

wait maybe

still not fat enough

hi twitter

meds are out of my system and I’m obsessed with bears again

ok but when I do it its public indecency ok coca cola

we need a documentary STAT

It depends honestly 😭

one time in highschool smoked weed out of an apple during a sleepover and the guy i was with got so high he started saying we were all going to hell for it

hung smile this hung smile that i wanna see him do the bear smile

unrelated to this post but i lowkey think kanye is gonna come out as transgender one day and people will write thinkpieces about why he literally depicted himself as bricky next to missy elliot

drinking chocolate milk and eating a cinnamon roll 😋

sometimes im like am i annoying and awful and then i remember how many of the dolls ™ love me and im like damn nvm i must be doing something right

some bottoms just want you to disrespect their bodily autonomy like diva im bored lets read the body remembers what the mind can not

i wanna be reincarnated as a piece of glowing hot metal under a hydraulic press in one of those desi metal shops on tiktok that are like oshas worst nightmare like i bet getting all toasty and being formed into something feels good asf

can u imagine being such a nasty ugly loser inside you say shit like this online and think people will agree like you aren’t making a complete fool of yourself 😭 like this is so embarrassing