Ok but what if I add in a silly little pink drink

Lip-syncing to Rachel for life

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TWISTERS has become the first film to ever make me walk out part way through a screening. Not even 4DX could save it.

Surprising my parents with business class flights to New York purchased while intoxicated, who needs savings 🥲

Thought this was the Predator

Would an afternoon with the Terrifier films be an afternoon well spent?

and the what?

They haven’t been called “Miniature” Heroes for like 20 years ffs

Nothing like getting drunk and ordering a new vacuum cleaner and ironing board at 2am

Excellent twist. They’re going to be paranoid as FUCK #TheTraitors

Tyler likes to play billy big balls but was definitely that kid in your class in primary school that cried every day #TheTraitors

Linda’s overacting lends itself better to Squid Game than #TheTraitors

Not #TheTraitors characterising a crawling horse and carriage as a rail replacement, nailing the British rail system on the head

In the next series of The Traitors they should just have Claudia not choose a single one of them as a traitor and watch them all lose their minds

Linda the moment she’s accused at the round table #TheTraitors

#AvengersDoomday

Hey guess what if you work for the mouse for half a decade they give you a teeny tiny pin

Apparently I’ve not gained an ounce in the last week which tells me I’m not going hard enough on the snacks, stand by

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