911 please if you won't do it for all of us at least do it for trent 🙏😭

The ‘oh’ wants to go into italics so badly, but just can’t get there

my bby can't help but be the funniest ever 🥰

you got 147 genders on you and you're trying to tell me i'm not fit for duty? go to hell bobby

Legit took my breath away

There was fancy french butter at my hotel this morning you bet your ass i left with two handfuls of those little cubes

I love my girlfriend

The man at the warsaw airport called my bag fat :( that was so mean why would he say that she has feelings

Remember when fake captain america decapitated that dude? That was craaaaazy

i know that not all bisexuals are sluts, it's just that all the bisexuals I know are huge sluts

Im gonna kill myself

Not only was my bag fat shamed at the airport, but they LOST HER and now i don't have any of my clothes and sentimental gifts as well as my will to live please pray for me

Teehee

Getting to spend two weeks with the love of my life was the best birthday present i could ever get!!!! 🎂🥰✨️

LET IT MAKE CLEAR ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ ✨ I O N L Y S H I P B U D D I E ! ! !

he needs a baby asap im so fucking serious right now

not to be defeatist, but this is 100% eddie's new girlfriend who's gonna be the perfect woman

I just want you to know that I'm not just a number. If you’re scrolling, PLEASE leave a dot it's just a dot .

i know she's happy to have her boys back

sit down, mama's gonna tell you a story...