Had a bat encounter today. Here's a collage I made to celebrate; type your hype because WE! LOVE! BATS!

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I'm seeing tree leaves sticking out between people's teeth again. It's plain nasty.

Eyo, the spotted lanternflies are filching your groceries, man!

These two are literally the same character. I am convinced that any dialogue created for one of them would fit just as well coming out of the other's mouth.

The chicken is outside of the oven, but the oven is still inside of the house. THAT STEAM AIN'T A DREAM!

Me and Corn Dog Guy

Hitting the Jackpot #MyXAnniversary

Another day.

FRED DURST / Limp Bizkit MTV All-Stars Collection feat. AKIRA TORIYAMA (1/12 Scale Plastic Model Construction Kit)

Uncle Louie's Travels 1992 / MTV’s Liquid Television / Drew Friedman 🚽sound on🚽

I drive this

Bangs fist loudly on my bed tray

🚨CHECK IT🚨 The Barbarian Dirtborns of Bowserael LOST!!!

Tritetoasting

Turns my smartphone off with a remote

Next Plumber Flusher Gonna Eat My Shell Next Plumber Flusher Gonna Eat My Shell NEXT PLUMBER FLUSHER GONNA EAT MY SHELL NEXT PLUMBER FLUSHER BOW BOW BOW!!!

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EVERY DAY EVERY SINGLE F🪠CKING DAY THIS AZATHOTHIC F👼GGOT JUST SITS THERE AND GIVES ME THIS SMART F🪠CKING LOOK ON HIS FACE

Glad I still have this