"Hmph, be glad you're allowed to see, and bask in the sight as long as you want."

Haruka was slowly creeping from behind Takeru 'TK' Takaishi when suddenly... ZAP!!! The blonde felt a ray cover his full body, turning him into... her? "Oh my, what a cute gal. Seems like this wand did its job very well.~" Said Haruka, holding the transformation wand on her hand.

"Because words compensate for something else most of the times. Although, considering how barbaric men can be, I have no doubt one of their friends would try to grab his dick and rub it while trying to pass it as a joke. Men love being gay without actually admitting it."

"You are lucky I'm not doing it to you because you can be both at the flip of a dime. So unfair!"

"You're gonna thank me later for this."

"Hmph, seems like people are not appreciate the hard work I bring to this world to make it a better place. I am simply promoting better understanding between men and women and I am treated like this."

"Okay to be honest if it's able to give all of us a fully functioning dick with no problems, it is kinda obvious that it can do the opposite. Don't you think?"

"Well seems like I will need to take a couple of extra sponsor deals this month. They better not drop those clothes after the month is done."

"Seems like we are talking about partners trying to kill each other huh. Luckily my beloved Michiru has never done something like that.~ ...She has put the rest of the planet at the verge of extinction though, multiple times."

//If you guys are not seeing me often it's because along with my work I am still processing Evangelion after watching it over the weekend.

"Yaten with a total height of 2 apples and a half."

"Wasn't Rei the one with that collection?"

"If she misbehaves do you pick her up from under her arms and put her on some tall furniture so she is unable to get back to the ground until she says sorry?"

"Do you need me to speak louder because you're too short to hear my voice?"

"A simple trick that usually works with kids to teach them how to behave that I learned reading a couple of psychology books for parents.~"

"Okay but to be fair if there is a genre where men are not scumbags, yaoi is not the worst place to start."

"Hotaru didn't need it, because she's simply such a good and well behaved girl." A smile from a proud mother appeared on the blonde's lips.

"Lucifer was also an angel."

"Mistake huh, yeah, sure, whatever you say." Said the blonde in a dismissive and almost sarcastic way.

"Not the nicest experience huh? A sad reality a lot of women have to experience."