It seems one can order a mini electric chain saw for $18 after coupons from Amazon. I wonder how much damage I could cause 🤔

Your communication skills Fucking turn me on

My love language is shutting the fuck up and chilling with you

I’ll have a side of revenge with a bucket of popcorn please.

Northern lights tonight.

Are you nicer in the real world than you are online?

Fuck off… Me, flirting

If you're going To give it to me Make sure it's good

I sing nonsense to my dog. He just looks at me and he probably feels like a child and that I’m oompaloompa-ing him.

If you see me smiling in public it means I'm laughing at the jokes I tell myself in my head.

I love those people that just instantly put you in a good mood

her body speaks in braille to know her is to touch her

She wants me to make it weird in bed next time so I’m betting on this bicycle horn and kazoo to do the trick.

People only talk behind someone’s back because they’ve heard what happens when they talk shit to their face

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We all crave for genuine and selfless connections but how many of us are being that for someone?

Many of you have been asking if my daughter had her baby since I’ve returned. Meet Grayson Robert Richard !! He’s the love of my life

They say marriage is an institution Yeah, a fucking asylum

Keying his car is so childish. Dump rubberbands, hundreds upon hundreds of rubberbands, in his driveway ….. you can’t sweep them up, he’ll have to pick them up by hand. Every last one of them