What does this mean I’ll fucking kill you

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I am receiving g painful painful burns from the metal items in my car

Nick Mullen character named Wesley L’Partner

If I didn’t find this backup roll under her sink I would straight up killed myself in this bathroom

The hot girl working at self-checkout smiles and winks at me. I smile back. “Dumb bitch, how did she not see me steal these tomatoes?” my girlfriend asks as we walk through the exit. “I don’t know, dear. You’re just too smooth”

Cold chicken salad on a hot hamburger. Trust me.

People say that I’m extreme when I say every last one of them, but clips like this are why I will not back up one inch on this

This actually rules I love being Catholic

This looks like a science fair project that his mom made the night before it was due

I love drinking beer when I’m thirsty

When a pickle claims to be hot, it’s lying to your face

Do you mind if I only do 2 or 3 sets and look and feel like absolute shit

This website rules

Standing in her kitchen in my underwear while she has an argument in Russian with her mother right in front me

This guy is actively eating shelled peanuts while he pumps my gas

I would probably call the horse “classic lookin style” but this isn’t my world so I’ll stay out of it

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