Everything they told me not to is exactly what I would Man, I tried to stop, man, I tried the best I could

Hokage “You make me smile with my heart”

Stopping me to smell your bag of za, gas, or whatever you wanna call it isn’t going to make me buy it. Thank you - Management

This the type of guy to make his daughter go to Fordham and then feel scared and be racist while his daughter is in the local quinceanera drinking victorias because she realize how racist her piece of shit dad is and that people are actually kind

Bro I am so mentally tired

Not liking a movie you were excited to see

This is actually the reality of what every meal looks like a man > eating by yourself: $15 > eating with gf or wife: $120

Getting to the shoot and leaving your SD cards at home

Watching NBA showtime and black women really control the show as they should! A black woman will always know how to navigate in any world due to what they’ve been through and that’s why they’re such good moderators on shows.

3.5 stars is a good rating

What’s the point of New York City 311 is so pointless. Even the app is ass. You make a complaint and then they show up 12 hours later saying “yeah we didn’t see anything” OF COURSE YOU DIDNT LOL

Driving northbound on the FDR always feels like I should see Batman in the sky. The architecture gives me Batman the animated series art deco vibes.

Autocorrect really sets you up for failure sometimes. And you don’t even realize until you see that post 5 hours later.

If I see you litter, I’m automatically assuming you’re the worst person to ever live. Like you couldn’t hold your garbage for 3 more mins to find a trash can instead of creating more trash in the streets??

My weekend recap

i generate images by going outside with my camera

scenes i captured with cold hands

Pool time

Pat really the Goat. Not just saying that because we share names but because his compositions and knowledge of the film world is insane