Poor guy has no idea the kind of scrutiny and micro analysis he's about to face on an hourly basis. Welcome to Old Trafford, and good luck!

Anything over 7 points is a good return in this run.

Any sane Manchester United fan will tell you that we're nowhere close to winning the Premier League. But you guys had to bring us up in this tweet despite those odds, didn't you now? 😉

Ole was building something special and getting Ronaldo back in 2021 instead of a good DM killed his project. We would've at least consistently been playing in the Champions League had we not gone down that route.

Bc omlette banana hai omlette banaao, faaltu garnishing mat karo please.

I feel bad for VK. Everyone of his fanboys (and there are a lot!) who hold opinions like these are brain dead.

Yeah, this is not looking good

Messi getting it over Lewandowski in 2021

And then let out a monstrous laugh as soon as the camera stopped rolling

Duryodhan to Yuyutsu at the start of the war be like

All this for him to drop a Yashin-esque performance and a clean sheet vs United

Karna as soon as he launched Indra's astra at Ghatotkach

Shakuni, literally every single evening to Duryodhan and Karna

Yeah, this is definitely Ruben's last game in charge. Prove me wrong but I don't see how anything other than 3 points keeps him in his job.

We understand. You need to bring food to the table, pay for your children's education and keep the lights on. It's alright, happy to help.

ANFIELD CONQUERED!

Never compare this fraud to Nemanja Vidic again.

Also, Match of the Day Sky Sports Premier League