I volunteer to take Jewel's place at the premier. I will only play her song where she repeatedly says the f slur

Christians stay strong, we cannot let the dolphins take over

Instagram algorithm showed me this. It really has me figured out

The writers at the New Yorker have the courage to ask a deeply disturbing question: what if the new Pynchon novel isn't primarily meant to tell leftists that they're correct about everything?

So many of the best posters on here are getting like 6 likes per tweet

It's honestly a pretty good tactic to ruthlessly terrorize your enemies with your actions and then send kumbaya messages with your words. That way your enemies suffer real losses and your friends feel secure in their moral righteousness

This is the official leftist position: give us all the power and we won't kill you

I used to think antisemitism was the funniest type of bigotry. Larry David operating a space laser was never a particularly sophisticated gag, but I got a kick out of it. Now, left and right have united to make antisemitism extremely gay and now it's no fun

Yea the people who build shit are the problem totally

Distillers Distillers Distillers

Real talk does anyone have any good ways of dealing with intense claustrophobia

You guys are never going to believe this but I found a Based Devout Christian E Girl being awful and retarded

First of all, magahitlerloverchildrapist99 is a great guy. He always retweets people's prayer requests and his posts are really smart. Second, woke people think you should be shot in front of your family for not believing men can become women.

IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO LABEL YOU AS SOMEONE WHO DESERVES TO BE SHOT IN FRONT OF THEIR FAMILY THAN START AGREEING WITH EVERYTHING WE SAY! EASY!

I feel like it might be less effective as camouflage

Very telling that, after Kirk was killed, the libs thought the best way to prove that their gloating was Smart and Justified, they brought out Ta Nehisi Coates to write an essay. *That's* their guy they have to make the really big, important points when things get serious