Shout out to @RadioK playin some Del! Started my day off right #deltron3030

Lookin at my hands in class. Turns out I got 4 slivers #ironhands #yeenno

F-in broke a nail at work #:'(

Frogger should have definitely been called Squirreler. Way more squirrels crossing the roads #realistic

Did you know it takes 41 minutes to dig out your car from a snow bank when stuck using only a hockey stick and a towel? #ido #...

@justinejsavage I think you'll like this video :p collegehumor.com/embed/6855154/…

Miss universe 2012? USA!! We don't stopp tha HUSTLE #dank #turnt #MissUniverse2012

"We gunna to party like its 3012"- Justin Bieber. Its fact that people do party harder in the 3000's#Bestlyricever #Lyricalgenius #Wordsmith

Shout out to 88.7 for playing some brother! Faith in the radio restored Brother Ali #thecurrent

Let the megachilling begin #christmas

No way she's a virgin #SYTTD

Today's breakfast: Toast, coffee and sunshine #Atmosphere

The king of pop lives on

Girl just needs to chill. Smoke a snoint or something..

Don't not drink and study. #staysafe #sfds

Whenever I chug a beer and my eyes water it's not because I'm a wuss but because subconsciously I am extremely happy and proud of myself.

Will you be there by Michael Jackson >

Mr. E.T haha

I eat like a king