Intake manifold on a 2009 Honda CRV, and you thought that YOU were having a bad day. #FML instagram.com/p/CMPsu4Xgk1H/…

Happy cheap whiskey and domestic violence day. instagram.com/p/CMhIUPOgMnt/…

First brake job for the little blue toaster. They grow up so fast. #KiaSoulGT instagram.com/p/CNcxQABgJ0W/…

X ain't gonna be able to give it to you no more.

This Saturday night at the Gateway Comedy Club in the Clarion Hotel in Ronkonkoma. Not many tickets left. Use promo code TONY for 10% off. @ Gateway Comedy Club instagram.com/p/CNsPiLgA3Aw/…

This is how I'm dealing with the rain on my day off. instagram.com/p/COaxu4sghoj/…

My little smusher turns 7 today. Happy birthday Noodles. Daddy loves you. #NoodlesTheDog #Noodles #GoodBoy instagram.com/p/CP0TfirgQZu/…

This Saturday night at The Blue Goose in Patchogue!!! @ Blue Goose instagram.com/p/CQLlm6kgkxM/…

TONIGHT TONIGHT TONIGHT! Get down to the Blue Goose in Patchogue for some awesome comedy, bitches. @ Blue Goose instagram.com/p/CQTmgvcAnA_/…

Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me everything from tying my shoes to how to be a man. Thank you for being my Dad. I love you. instagram.com/p/CQV_DZegDYH/…

All I really want is something beautiful to say.

Happy early birthday to me, from me. instagram.com/p/CSe_aQbFMU8/…

Once again @whothefuckisrobwhite shows that he is a true artist. @ The Black Duck Tattoo Company instagram.com/p/CTFxCerly3Q/…

Pennsylvania peeps. Come out this Friday, November 12th. I'll be performing at the Keystone Stage in Olyphant with some very funny people. @ The Keystone Stage, LLC instagram.com/p/CWD0cqGL0Tr/…

Aggravating my #Irish #wife with #Italian #jokes. instagram.com/p/CW4UbEZgMGh/…

So is the new variant being voiced by Billy West ? #Futurama #Omicron

Petey Pelican doesn't care what you think. @ Riverwalk Boardwalk instagram.com/p/CZaHe_ilhJx/…

Petey Pelican is done with you. @ Riverwalk Boardwalk instagram.com/p/CZaRvLsqPkt/…

First keeper trout of the season. @ Belmont Lake State Park instagram.com/p/CcqDPZZL_sD/…

The real lesson to be learned from Rex Heurermann's arrest is always eat your crust. #StopWastingPizza