It's my own fault for putting on Heart Christmas while decorating but only 3 songs in and I've been whammed #Whamageddon2024 Dave Berry

Me! Somebody gift it to me!

An acoustic guitar just started at a wedding in West Wales and I thought they were about to announce the quick fire round. Now come on Pappy's (“genuinely messy and upsetting”), give me some of that sweet sweet vague assonance.

I reckon Ben Burrell is the Absolute Radio who would most appreciate this cracker level joke.

Very pleased with the Are You a Guestimator? merch under my tree, looking forward to seeing if I get any knowing nods on my commute.

Was taking pics of interesting food to send to my wife but thought Andy Bush might get as wound up about this pricing system as me. I hate it enough when £4.50 is down as 4.5 but fractions are another level.

Can't believe Tesco in the middle of Cardiff has no leeks (don't think there was even an empty space for them) and the ones in Sainsbury's down the street are from Cambridgeshire.

I just scored 3 out of 5 in Dave Berry's Five Word Game! planetradio.co.uk/absolute-radio… Dave Berry how is Tumble not Dryer?!?!

And they're all on Are You a Guestimator?

Sharktopusnado strikes! Named in honour of one of BeckBroJack 's discoveries in Infinite Craft. From Toby

Toby's 9th birthday sponsored by Alex Hirsch

Way ahead of Are You a Guestimator? asking the big questions. Also realised when actually putting my shoes on I may have accidentally lied on the survey about putting right on first.

It's only week 2 of #TheWork and Amoila Cesar is already trying to kill me!

Did not expect to see Laith Wallschleger turn up in Poker Face this evening after starting the day with him and Amoila Cesar doing The Work!

If only Aldi had brought these out sooner we'd have had a different result in Are You a Guestimator? today

Part of me thinks Camilla and Felicity have to be the top 2 otherwise surely Matt Cutler would've matched the initials to the options on this Are You a Guestimator? question.

My mother-in-law clearly isn't a Are You a Guestimator?, she's been over at lunchtime twice this week and both times used a big plate for a standard sandwich. Maddening! She's also been eating apples and bananas which throws out my stock for the week (I'm sure Matt will sympathise).

I can beat Andy Bush for overheard train phone call of the day - it began "do you reckon we can stage an intervention?"

It's the night before my wife's birthday and it'll take me a good 2 hours travel in each direction, but hey, why not?

I'll be watching with my 9 year old and having to pretend I don't know all the answers so he can beat me but really I'm winning it all!