Thinking of making a business out of my puns to become an entrepuneur. #okbye

She: Your jokes make my head spin. Me: Spun intended. #okbye

Gym bros in Vadodara: Whey, protein bau jaruri chhe la. #okbye

Who called it prosthetic legs and not counterfeet? #okbye

She: I never travel by trains. Me: 2AC kyun hai? #okbye

Thank you now, in future and forever to the men & women of our security forces. And to your families. No matter how many times we say this, it won’t be enough. 🇮🇳🙏🏽

Big message is that future act of terror = act of war. Pakistan should stick this note on its forehead.

The invasions, the plunder, the breaking of peace and spirits—it scarred the North deeply. But here’s the truth: Bharat bled as one. South or North, we are branches of the same tree. One faced the sword; the other held the roots. When the North held the frontlines, the South &

Big point

If you ever feel like giving up in life — on the things or people — remember that sometimes it may take 18 years. #RCB #EeSaalaCupNamdu #IPL2025Final

The scorecard graphics of Sony and JioHotstar.

Me: Sir, aaj kya? PT: Leg curl. Me: Sir, lekin aaj kya? #okbye

Trump’s so impressed by the countries around the world that usne sabke tariffo ke pul baandh diye. #okbye

High time Indians shift focus from H1B to HbA1C

USA just acquired the biggest oil reserve country and we are worried that chucking out a 2nd rate pacer from a cricket league team is going to piss off a nation which already hates us.

Government setting up content creator labs in 15,000 schools. A laboratory to experiment with the steps of Kachha badaam. Jet-engine ban nahi paa raha, primary school me teacher nahi, and our focus is on creating more reels 🥲

They removed CD/DVD drives from devices. They made physical media harder to buy and use. They removed expandable storage from phones. They pushed us into streaming subscriptions. They made always-online normal. They made unlimited internet necessary. Then slowly raised the price

One detail from this Iran war should make every serious state sit up: credible reporting says Israeli leaders were shown an image of Khamenei’s body after it was recovered by Mossad agents - and that Israel had visibility on his fate faster than Iran could even confirm the death

God's eye view 24-hour replay of Operation Epic Fury. The Iran strikes kicked off and I set an AI agent swarm loose to record every OSINT signal I could find before the caches cleared. Built a full 4D reconstruction in WorldView. I can scrub through minute by minute and watch