My prime.

It takes care of itself.

Where's the lotion?

My bike needs oil.

"Not so fast, Rich" is a really good album, though.

Fuck off!

Dear Diary, I like smelling my own farts.

A hospital is the perfect place to unwind and read. richardtattoni.com/single-post/20…

For some people, getting pregnant is as easy as catching cold.

The more time I spend translating Portuguese on Google or my phone, the better.

Dear Diary, I like to fish and sometimes I pretend I am a fish swimming in a pond.

I'm flying off the handlebars.

I'm going to ride my bike into your backyard.

The kids are flying off the handlebars.

We live in savage times.

Maybe the last diary entry is simply electric. E-bikes, Johnny E. Electric and General Electric; nothing but business. It's a shitbox in the media and publishing industry. It's been a blast, but I'm gone.

With DJ Tony T 🎧 capabilities, our e-zine offers efficient foaming at the mouth, and quick crying, but it's easy to listen to or read and the deluxe edition is available. Dear Frankenstein, I am busy leaving. richardtattoni.com/internetpoetry

Ritz crackers in the kitchen nook on the edge forever.