I need y'all to start tagging your bottom eddie because tell me why I have been duped by two fics now When the whole fic my man has been fantasising about Buck and at the last second he goes "I was thinking you could fuck me instead? 🥺👉👈" I wanna die

I think the main difference between cavill and david's superman is that henry saves people like a cop while corensupes saves people like a firefighter

the doctor: i don’t like guns river song:

Supergirl being the only exception

do i have at least one thing 👀

dont get me wrong i was well aware of this but somehow my brain cant comprehend it so actually it is real and its bigger on the inside

things i HATE: - choosing - being told “it’s upto you” -having a choice - being made to choose - picking things - being told to choose - choosing when i don’t know - CHOOSING

"you want me to watch christopher?" "its easy, hes not very fast" 😭😭

life outside of twitter 💎 (all pics from the last 3 days)

getting h0rny from making someone else h0rny is so much more fun

In case anyone conservative actually wants to know why nobody "wants to work anymore" or "settle down and have kids" there may be a few clues here.

them

when you move on from a fandom but keep the oomfs

reposting this because that weirdo in peachy’s comments has no idea what they’re talking about