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Remember, it’s not important what other people think. I really hope you like this tweet.

The way it ended for Chelsea on White Lotus was a real kick in the teeth.

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The phrase “that’s just who I am” does a lot of heavy lifting in couples therapy.

Rory walks like he’s just been summoned to the principal’s office, but he’s confident in his story.

I bet Blake Lively is thrilled those idiots went to space.

Just took a huge two-if-by-sea.

Age check: Hello, Rusty Jones…

ICE agents in Boston exhausted after chasing Kenyan man for 26 miles.

The longer LeBron plays, the better Kobe gets.

I like to confuse my wife after I make some assertion I’ll add “you ask Stan Grossman he’ll tell ya.”

Thanks for the 2021 viral video, Dad.

Might ask a priest for my first rites. Get the ball rolling.

Always a blast talking with Robbie Fox Thanks for having me on! I… had the time of my life.

Thanks Robbie Fox You’re a wonderful young person.

I’ll never like New Pope more than Pope Classic.

I’m always SO nice to the first person I deal with in Vegas. Kinda drops off after that.

Jokic is a Mad Max truck in search of petrol.

The boarding area for my flight to Boston looks like a “28 Years Later” crowd shot.

I’m a democrat, but I hate when we’re like “we just beat Trump in Romania!” I live here.