Wow! Check it out! Amazing! I imagined a bug

in life, you have got to stop, and smell the Floor

well i got gave a new hat. And i said. I do not like it

now my nose is unboopable. checkmate

ALARM. RED ALERT. DANGER. I am in a location

the sinkth sense

well the rent is affordable here

who are you calling a crock pot

me when i am buried beneath the crushing weight of being so likable and popular and beloved and admired and modest and pretty and having such a good personality

Everybody acting all impressed about “sea shell”. I can also make noises into your ear. Louder ones

byclical

i am not “retreating” or “hiding” i have simply discovered and settled a location with the exact width of cat due to my scientific curiosn’ties

you have now entering… the Fluffzone (badass) (very cool)

very concerned that i am not taking up enough space right where you want to sit

egads. a door

every day i get to wake up and be a cat. many cannot say this

thbpth