The lyrics to Sandstorm go “kitty kitty cat kitty kitty kitty cat kitty kitty kitty cat kitty kitty kitty cat”

Hanging with my pal Jorts at Distribution Bar in ftw.

Meanwhile yall out here dressed like Pee Wee Herman at The Alamo arguing over who’s more “outlaw”. ok.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Correct analysis from one of figure skating’s greatest legends

Tonight…on a very special TASK

My sister has started a great new tee company. With funny and fresh designs. And help the good puppy dog while you’re at it!

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

Same David Simon, same.

Black Phone Dos

Hey Cinemark Theatres plz put one battle after another 70mm back in your imax theater in Dallas. My dad hasn’t seen it yet and it’s the only way to fly! A missed opportunity for lots of people who still want to experience it. Also, Tron seems embarrassing and corny to everyone involved!

Terrible and sad

Check out Boozie Adams for good times holiday tee designs and more! Plus help out rescue pups while you’re at it! Stan approved!

This started with a dog and a martini. Obviously. Boozie Adams was inspired by the late, great German Shepherd, Cody – the boldest, smartest, most cocktail-stealing soul ever known.Cody lives on through every shirt made. LIVE BOLD, You Salty Dog. boozieadams.com

It’s track meet weather today but it doesn’t count because it’s a weekend

Vote for your favorite facebook automated bot response to the no kings protests today. Both comments accompanied with laugh reacts

Exceptionally weird sign to see at the hospital

100% agree. “It Ain’t Over” in my top 10 fave songs as “Fly Away” is my number one least fave song. Gonna throw on “always on the run” rn

My parents are retiring our lifelong telephone land line and it made me cry

I miss the Clinton era lack of empathy. a very specific vibe