I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the Pop-Tarts Bowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

Rip Flareons I’ll be buying a team spot next year

Pokémon UNITE Championship Series Pokémon UNITE We need to bring back the relegation system that was promised. The entire season for most teams just ended. The only events left for teams that didn’t qualify are IC’s and LCQ in May. You can’t decide the whole year in 1 tournament. #PokemonUNITE

Only the jags would let the Jets score 14 with a back up QB q

WHO IS MAKING UCS???

Andrew Tate and Jake Paul lose in the same week… the world is healing 🙏💯

No way!!! I got a boulder!

Mad I don’t have anyone at Christmas to do this with

So nice to hangout with my old creative friends. Just invented a sport and might host a tournament for it tomorrow. This is how I should be spending most days.

I love that we don’t have a functional online game 🤪

Watching Ecco The Dolphin speed runs at the function. Highly recommend!

happy 2026 everyone i wish you a very successful podcast launch

My only hits from last 70 phantasmal packs. Please someone help me understand Wade Time

Lots of resolutions this year, 2025 was awful for me and I’m making a change. Should be looking towards moving to LA by spring. The logistics are wonky, but my life is passing me by and I got complacent last year. Thank you to everybody who supports me, I’m excited for this year!

2025 round up. I traveled to an insane amount of tourneys (3 countries in 2 days!) I day 2’d NAIC, I saw critical role and dimension 20 live. Saw Magdalena Bay again. Donated 13 inches of my hair. Strider started physical therapy. It’s been a whirlwind. I’m deciding to be happy.