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Bethany

@theslib

Mediocre Shitposting | Gamer | Queer & Alt | I like guns & milposting | Nature Lover | She/Her 20s DMs open

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calendar_today17-12-2018 10:27:34

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I can tie a knot in a cherry stem. I can tell you about Lief Ericssson. I know all the words to "De colores" And I'm proud to be an American.

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The stereotype of your Grandmother being an amazing cook is always so funny because neither of my grandmothers can cook well AT ALL. And I mean burning water levels of bad

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BREAKING🚨 Captain Sitckybeard has arrived with his band of candy stealing thugs to terrorize trick-or-treaters. Thousands are dead or missing, and billions of dollars worth of homes and businesses have been destroyed.

BREAKING🚨 Captain Sitckybeard has arrived with his band of candy stealing thugs to terrorize trick-or-treaters. Thousands are dead or missing, and billions of dollars worth of homes and businesses have been destroyed.
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If you're the man I saw at the airport with a treasure planet sleeve tattoo just know that I love you and I will think about you for years

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"Would i look good with a septum?" I assure you, everyone looks amazing with a septum ring and I'm not even close to joking