Small Town Land Dispute Turns Ugly, Rock-Paper-Scissors Ensues

Fashion Update: Black is the New Black

McDonald's Marketing Exec: "The Key to the McRib's Success is to Keep it Off Market Just Long Enough for Consumers to Forget the McShits

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Progressive Comedian Attempts Cancer Bit, Still Not Funny

Obama caves in, leaves Dems standing there holding their caucus.

Vanna White Reveals Secret Recipe For Classic Hollywood Preservatives: Bat-Shit Crazy And Plastic.

Mutual love of Angry Birds brings peace to Middle East.

Charlie Sheen still winning.

Gottfried got fired! From Aflac! What a duck! Er, dick. Who knew anyone reads Tweets?!