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To all those celebrating—happy National Hot Dog Day! May there be many more hot dogs served in our wonderful land. 🌭🇺🇸

This chair looks like one of those fucked up pitbulls that are too muscular

Using the Panera unlimited sips as there is one two minutes from my clinic and for two months free I can tolerate any quality of relatively fresh coffee

What is the Barbie promotional team cooking?

Great group name 🙏 we all should be doing the same!!!

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Connected Timeline ♾️

Has every shit twitter update been implemented at like 5 pm on a Friday

Muskservatives when eggs go up 50c for a 36 pack at costco: 🤯 Muskservatives when internet messages go from free to $8/mo: 🤩

Just saw THE DARK KNIGHT RISES, an in-depth character exploration of the crimefighter known as Batman, heavily featuring psychological self-exploration in the final installation of the trilogy. Film is 3 hours long and features zero Joker.

How I look on a Zoom Interview Expectation vs Reality

Basically every morning I wake up & five to ten thousand men tell me to kill myself. Then theres the assassins sent by the Vatican trying to kill me. And also… my freakin back hurts!! Is anyone else in their 20s feeling this? I just miss tamagotchi and Pokémon on my gameboy SP!

Vatican assassin: Hes doing some kind of exercise. Hold on. lol no way. Listen.(Passing headphones) Me practicing my nu metal hip hop ver. of Ocean Avenue: If I could find u now things would get better, we could-(record scratch) hol up hol up! crack a bottle, letcho body wobble!

PSA that even if “stroke-like” symptoms improve quickly, it is still important to be evaluated! Stroke rate at 90 days following a TIA have been reported as high as ~15%

An open border policy toward american weebs would immediately reverse this population decline