A family affair is an awesome movie Sick as hell that it starts with zac Efron bagging a hot milf

I am so. damn. tired. of all this ballyhoo

The masculine urge to regrow my foreskin

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Real out of context quote from my sister to me "you know I can take on scrawny guys. They called me 'the train' in high school" I deserve a medal for not laughing

We've heard the voices of LGBTQ Kentuckians and we stand with them. Today I was proud to sign an executive order banning dangerous conversion “therapy” on our kids. No child, regardless of their sexuality, should be subjected to harm.

Alice in wonderland party I ate fr

This feels like I'm reading his diary from middle school

I absolutely love these, if you haven't seen them I highly suggest it 🫡

Isn't this about someone who thinks they're a dog???

My finger is growing a titty

You really shave your booty cheeks and realize the hair was the only thing protecting your buns from chaffing

I look like the most annoying person at an abstract art showcase

2024 was one of my best years! Lots of growth, lost 30 pounds, grew my hair out, starting a new job next week, and I have been the happiest I've ever been ❤️ And Imma make 2025 even better

June to January I lost 30 pounds! So happy with where I'm at

If I have any twitter mutuals interested in an indie horror game, a good friend of mine recently made this game and it would mean the world to me if you supported him! Think 5 nights at Freddy's but you're a janitor store.steampowered.com/app/2634700/I_…

Okay but this is 10 pounds lighter (and 5 years earlier) than I am now and I look so different?? I don't understand how I looked like this at 180

I started my new job this week and I haven't fucked it up yet 😤

Mark Andrews has made me cry for the last time.