"The piece is described as a commentary on the inefficiency of bureaucracy, the interchangeability of major party policy, and elaborate promises to get votes". Full details --> theshovel.com.au/2025/06/10/tas…

An embarrassed National Rifle Association says it totally forgot to do the one thing it has been saying for years it is solely there to do. FULL DETAILS: theshovel.com.au/2020/06/04/nra…

Australia has cancelled its $368 billion submarine purchase after someone realised it would be cheaper to just give China $300 billion in return for an agreement not to invade. Full details --> theshovel.com.au/2023/03/14/sub…

Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically America First”. Read the full story: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/12/tru…

Trump Deploys 150,000 Extra Troops to LA To Protect His Hollywood Star theshovel.com.au/2025/06/13/tru…

Negotiating world peace a bit trickier than doing dodgy New York real estate deals, Trump discovers

JUST IN: Israel says it is brutally bombing Iran to remind them that they definitely don’t need nukes

Plans for an elaborate military parade to celebrate Donald Trump’s 79th birthday had to be abandoned after thousands of troops were mysteriously exempt from service for bone spurs at the last minute. theshovel.com.au/2025/06/15/tru…

This is a very elaborate and expensive way to say that you have a small penis

“When there’s a volatile, highly complex situation like this, it’s reassuring to know that you’ve got a guy with an unsuccessful background in running casinos at the negotiating table" Read the full article: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/16/wor…

Man Who Used Afterpay for Big Mac Meal Outraged at Labor’s Plan To Tax Unrealised Gains Above $3 Million theshovel.com.au/2025/06/16/big…

JUST IN: An awestruck Vladimir Putin has immediately withdrawn the Russian army from Ukraine after watching the US military parade

Albo Attempts To Lure Trump Back to G7 With Delicious Beef Wellington theshovel.com.au/2025/06/17/alb…

Trump Leaves Albanese On Read theshovel.com.au/2025/06/17/tru…

The new Trump phone will come with unlimited talk, texts and unintended access to US military plans, it has been revealed. theshovel.com.au/2025/06/19/new…

The Smart Traveller website advised that “conflicts, tensions and the chance of random cars inexplicably driving through the centre remain high. Also, the Myer is a bit rundown and the parking is a nightmare, but that’s a separate issue”. Full details: theshovel.com.au/2025/06/19/dfa…

The decision of whether or not to plunge the world into all-out nuclear war sits with a man who has the emotional sophistication of a nine-year-old. Although some have claimed that is offensive to nine-year-olds. theshovel.com.au/2025/06/19/fat…

Big-Talking Tough Guy in Playground Says He’s Going To Punch You in the Face. In Two Weeks theshovel.com.au/2025/06/20/big…