I remember my balance sheet wasn’t tallying in my 12th board exams. So, me being the smart ass that I am, I put the difference in a Suspense account and called it a day. The same suspense account has come back to bite me in the ass now. FML.

There’s a new Asian place in town and it’s amazing! Yazu Pan Asian Supper Club.

You casually find this beauty on the road feel like life may be worth living again.

“ಕೂಗಿ ಕೂಗಿ ಕೇಳಿದರೂ, ಮುಗಿದ ಕಥೆಗೆಲ್ಲಿದೆ ಶುರು?” These lines will be written on the first page of my autobiography.

Oh btw, I haven’t got my tax refund yet. Anyone else with me or has my dear CA friend messed it up for me?!

This tiramisu alone got them into the top 50 restaurants in the country. 10/10 Banger!

Can someone from HDFC please get in touch with me? Your customer care team and the people at the bank are absolutely clueless on handling my concern and are just making me go from one place to the other. HDFC Bank Cares

ಏನು? 👀

If the food at Paragon tastes like it’s made by a chef with 30 yrs of experience, the food at Coracle tastes like it’s made by a grandmother at Changanassery.

Whose brilliant idea was it to let the vehicles park on church street?

Can we normalize quoting some of the tweets you see here with “ATM”?

So there are 1900 idiots who read this post and went, “Exactly! how can a celebrity ask for a moment of privacy to process a traumatic experience? I mean, If they can show us the proposal, they should’ve also streamed the fight and everything after that”

Whoever designed this plate deserves a raise.

Mayuri on JC Road was rather disappointing. May be not all legendary places are really worth the hype.

There’s a full on Boston Tea party happening at the next table in this cafe. The words “no wayyy”, “that’s crazzzzyy” & “they just didn’t not” have been used multiple times. How do I join them?

Nandisha>>>> (Oh wait, it’s Mr. Nandish🤣)

Some idiot had just called me to sell a property that’ll be ready to occupy in 2030. ಎರಡ್ ವರ್ಷದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಂಡ್ ತೊಳಿಯಕ್ಕ್ ನೀರ್ ಇರದೇ doubt. . ಆ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಕ್ಕೆ 3BHK with extra bathroom ಬೇರೆ 🙄

At this point, she has been in Paris longer than Mona Lisa.

Indiranagar citizens, this is still better than that other overrated restaurant that is named after a place in south India for no reason whatsoever.