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Akki Rotti

@theshashank_p

Handcrafted, yet available off the rack.

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calendar_today05-09-2009 16:32:56

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I remember my balance sheet wasn’t tallying in my 12th board exams. So, me being the smart ass that I am, I put the difference in a Suspense account and called it a day. The same suspense account has come back to bite me in the ass now. FML.

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“ಕೂಗಿ ಕೂಗಿ ಕೇಳಿದರೂ, ಮುಗಿದ ಕಥೆಗೆಲ್ಲಿದೆ ಶುರು?” These lines will be written on the first page of my autobiography.

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Can someone from HDFC please get in touch with me? Your customer care team and the people at the bank are absolutely clueless on handling my concern and are just making me go from one place to the other. HDFC Bank Cares

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If the food at Paragon tastes like it’s made by a chef with 30 yrs of experience, the food at Coracle tastes like it’s made by a grandmother at Changanassery.

If the food at Paragon tastes like it’s made by a chef with 30 yrs of experience, the food at Coracle tastes like it’s made by a grandmother at Changanassery.
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So there are 1900 idiots who read this post and went, “Exactly! how can a celebrity ask for a moment of privacy to process a traumatic experience? I mean, If they can show us the proposal, they should’ve also streamed the fight and everything after that”

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There’s a full on Boston Tea party happening at the next table in this cafe. The words “no wayyy”, “that’s crazzzzyy” & “they just didn’t not” have been used multiple times. How do I join them?

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Some idiot had just called me to sell a property that’ll be ready to occupy in 2030. ಎರಡ್ ವರ್ಷದಲ್ಲಿ ಅಂಡ್ ತೊಳಿಯಕ್ಕ್ ನೀರ್ ಇರದೇ doubt. . ಆ ಸಂಭ್ರಮಕ್ಕೆ 3BHK with extra bathroom ಬೇರೆ 🙄

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Indiranagar citizens, this is still better than that other overrated restaurant that is named after a place in south India for no reason whatsoever.

Indiranagar citizens, this is still better than that other overrated restaurant that is named after a place in south India for no reason whatsoever.