Sassy Purple Bounce House (@theseritaph) 's Twitter Profile
Sassy Purple Bounce House

@theseritaph

(AD and occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account for @Seritaph)
I cannot draw; any art on here is either purchased or a gift.
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Really old.

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calendar_today30-01-2018 08:10:53

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Zlnv (He's here: furaffinity.net/user/001zlnv/) arted this cuz he's cool! I whined 2024 was meh so far and needed a bar break. He decided to take me out for a three chair evening (Carbonation is Serious Business here). "Three Chair Evening" title of my country/western debut.

Zlnv (He's here: furaffinity.net/user/001zlnv/) arted this cuz he's cool! 

I whined 2024 was meh so far and needed a bar break. He decided to take me out for a three chair evening (Carbonation is Serious Business here).

"Three Chair Evening" title of my country/western debut.
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Is mah birthday! Don't worry, I got the party balloons side of things covered. Older artwork I like a lot by the amazing @ astralantipode at patreon. com/astralantipode!

Is mah birthday!

Don't worry, I got the party balloons side of things covered.

Older artwork I like a lot by the amazing @ astralantipode at patreon. com/astralantipode!
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Filled Figure Friday! *Sidles up next to you all casual in a baggy sweater and blue jeans* *Maintains eye contact, tugs a lanyard on her outfit* *Vast hissing as the 'roo explosively fwoomps up, taut hugeness mooshing you against a wall* "Hi! Just invading your airspace!"

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Filled Figure Friday! Fuk it, let's go with the classics. *Pulls on the rubber tights, wriggles into the snug top with the "Balloons!" logo, and attaches a pump. Hissing and creaking ensues, resulting in Seri's figure shaping into a ridiculous pile of curves* Yeh! Blimp hugs!

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Filled Figure Friday! *Dresses evil; latex, heels, snug corset, cape, opera gloves, straight bangs* *Inflates voluminously, a voluptuous blow up doll drifting upwards* Oh noooes, my evil schemes undone! Hoist by my own helium petard! *Grins at you* C'mere and pumpish me...

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What happens when JuliRoo and I hang out together? Boozelooning! Buoyant Beverages can cause roos to fwoomph, creak, and giggle squeak! Look, there's no way I could ignore that pressurized butt! Artwork by the amazing @ astralantipode at patreon. com/astralantipode!

What happens when JuliRoo and I hang out together? Boozelooning! Buoyant Beverages can cause roos to fwoomph, creak, and giggle squeak!

Look, there's no way I could ignore that pressurized butt!

Artwork by the amazing @ astralantipode at patreon. com/astralantipode!
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Loonie's hoping you have a quality easter! She's got the colorful orbs side of things covered. Art by @ BoxCatDrawings from wayback when! Loonie's my bunny girl with an inflation curse, but she's never let that slow her down. Outside of getting stuck in doorways, that is.

Loonie's hoping you have a quality easter! She's got the colorful orbs side of things covered.  

Art by @ BoxCatDrawings  from wayback when! Loonie's my bunny girl with an inflation curse, but she's never let that slow her down. Outside of getting stuck in doorways, that is.
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It's clearly Monster May. *Titanic cliff sized slab of a purple plastic roo comprised of acres of gloopish neon gel strolls through/over the suburbs and thoughtfully examines a city, hands on county line wide hips* "I should eat downtown..."

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*A certain purple plastic 'roo appears, wearing a two sizes too large cowboy hat and twirling an airhose lariat* How now, soon to be overinflated rubber cow!