I’m not against cops, I just think they should all have different jobs.

I am proud to announce that this is a DIFFERENT David in DC

I’ve seen some shitty stuff. Old photos from concentration camps and killing fields. Stuff done by cartels and ISIS and the Taliban. Chauvin murdering Floyd. The killing of Tyre Nichols is right up there with other things I can’t unsee.

And thanks (presumably) to Elon Musk, Twitter is actively promoting far-right conservative platforms using the “followed by someone you follow” function. Did they think we wouldn’t notice?

does it ever hit you that a great number of people are just living in an entirely separate reality from you

Mrs. Angry Flower Clifton 🌸 The ads are funded by the Hobby Lobby family and others. They are spending a billion dollars to rehab the image of Christians instead of helping the homeless and hungry. kpbs.org/news/news/nati…

I feel early. Who are you, two other readers?

Contradiction presented without comment.

Contradiction presented without comment.

And here I thought these rabidly FedSoc types were all about the Unitary Executive.

Is this ⁦Matt Walsh⁩ or just a generic white man with dark hair and glasses?

Imagine having such extreme small dick energy that you’re threatened by a hygiene product.

Did you know that if you start taking a shot of whiskey every morning at 8 AM the day you turn 21, and you keep doing it for 888 months, you will live to at least 95?

I know a book in which two girls seduce their drunk father, a guy masturbates next to his sister in law, and a massacre ends with only the virgin girls spared to be raped by the victorious men.

Reports of shooter at DC’s Catholic University of America. Threat did not originate at law school but police are conducting full campus sweep. Shelter in place remains. Stay safe.

After campus wide search, MPD announces no threat. Shelter in place lifted.

And with neither a bang nor a whimper, that marks my very last law school class, thanks to Heidi M Schooner!

Tonight, I got up and walked out of the classroom after completing my very last exam of law school, ever. Incredibly surreal. Four years later and I never could have dreamed how it would turn out. #lawtwitter #lawschool

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Okay, here’s the plan. Biden resigns entirely, citing health concerns. This gives him the auspicious honor of single-handedly elevating a woman to the presidency for the first time. Harris names Barack Obama as her VP. They crush the fuck out of Trump. Crisis averted.